Scranton Hydroponics: My Backyard Adventure
It started on a rainy Tuesday in Scranton—a day when the sky was gray and the weeds in my backyard seemed to be having a wild growth party. I was scrolling through my phone and stumbled upon the concept of hydroponics and aquaponics. I thought, “What if I could grow fresh herbs and veggies without all the dirt?” I could almost taste the basil on my homemade pizza. So, armed with enthusiasm and a trusty old wheelbarrow, I decided to dive into this marvelous world of water-based gardening.
The Fish and the Plan
Now, in my slightly cluttered garage, I kicked off my project. I sourced some old wooden pallets—free if you can manage to find them. After some tinkering and measuring, I planned out my aquaponics system, a sort of fish-and-plant symbiosis that seemed almost magical. I figured I’d need fish to provide nutrients for the plants. So, off to the pet store I went, because nothing says “successful gardening” like some wiggling fish!
There they were—those little colorful tilapia swimming around. I picked three because, let’s be real, I wasn’t ready to handle a full-blown fish factory. I brought them home along with a cheap aquarium pump. First mistake? The pump was a total dud. I ended up spending hours fiddling with it, cursing myself, and wishing I’d researched a bit more before diving in.
You have to understand, I had this fierce determination. I thought I’d nailed it when everything was set up. The wooden frame, the net pots, the fish tank—I felt like Bob the Builder! But, oh boy, was I in for a surprise.
The Green Monster
About a week into my new adventure, I peered into the fish tank, expecting to see happy little tilapia and maybe a little algae from the pump filter. Instead, I was greeted by what can only be described as a green swamp of despair. The water was murky, and I could swear it smelled a little like a tiny, half-dead fishery. I learned an important lesson that day—light and water temperature can wreak havoc on water quality, and boy, did they!
My fish—who I had optimistically named Basil, Oregano, and Parsley—looked confused, and I feared they might be plotting a revolt out of sheer boredom. I spent hours on YouTube trying to diagnose the issue with videos featuring overly enthusiastic folks who made it look so easy. I thought, “They must have some secret I’m missing!”
Trials in the Backyard
One evening when I was fiddling with a broken clamp while staring at my murkiness, I decided to call it a night. As I slumped on my rickety patio chair, I cracked open a beer, contemplating my life choices, I realized I hadn’t ever really given up on anything. So I rolled up my sleeves and dove back into it. I pulled out that wheelbarrow again and headed to the shed, claiming everything from old buckets to a piece of hose left over from that plumbing project I did last summer.
I fashioned a makeshift filter system that could rival my old Barista’s contraption and started fresh. Before I knew it, fish were being transferred to new, cleaner water and I was stirring up soil less and less. In the weeks that followed, something strange began to happen. Tiny little seedlings started peeking up from the net pots. My hands turned from the muddy earth to water roots, and yet I felt a sense of satisfaction I hadn’t felt digging around in the dirt.
Harvesting the Fruits of My Labor
Months later, I sat outside with a fresh harvest of basil, cilantro, and some surprisingly robust jalapeños. My fish, who had survived multiple near-death experiences, swam lazily beneath me. I cooked up a nice stir-fry with my bounty, and as I took that first bite, I felt immensely proud—not just because the food was tasty, but because I had figured it out. I had learned so much about patience, adaptation, and even managing water quality.
A little note on the fish deaths; yes, I lost a couple (RIP Oregano) due to my newbie mistakes, but they became part of the learning curve, in a strange way. I even made a little ceremony for my fish friends, throwing in some fresh herbs to honor them.
The Silver Lining
Reflecting on my journey, I’ve come to see that starting with hydroponics is like diving into a chaotic kitchen; you will inevitably burn something! If you’re feeling the urge to give it a shot, don’t let the idea of being perfect get in your way. Grab some materials, don’t overthink it (trust me, I know how easy that can be!), and just start. You’ll figure it out along the way, like I did.
Embrace the messiness, the failures, and the occasional smell of swamp water! There’s something so fulfilling in watching life flourish because of your efforts, odd as they may be. If you think this is for you, take a leap and join the next session on hydroponics—it could change the way you see your own backyard.
So, take it from me: “If you’re thinking about doing this, don’t worry about getting it perfect. Just start. You’ll figure it out as you go.”
Join the next session and let’s figure it out together in this beautiful journey of growing and learning!







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