The Peculiar Adventure of My Backyard Aquaponics
You would think living in a small town in the Midwest would mean all the good lawn gossip revolves around grass seed and new tractor models, but I’ve got something a bit wilder for you. Let me spill the beans over this steaming cup of coffee— this town, at least my backyard, turned into an unintentional laboratory for aquaponics.
It all started one summer day, a few years back, when I stumbled upon the term "aquaponics" scrolling through some thread on the internet. “Growing fish and plants together? In the backyard? Sign me up!” I thought. Now, I’ll be honest, I had no idea what aquaponics really entailed, but isn’t that half the fun? I trotted out to my shed, the same one where my father once crafted makeshift tools and barely-functioning birdhouses, and started scrutinizing what I could find.
I had an old fish tank that had seen better days, an assortment of driftwood and PVC pipes left over from last summer’s pool fiasco, and a few dozen plastic tote bins. I thought that with a little imagination, I could whip up something spectacular. What I didn’t factor in was just how the whole thing would go sideways.
The Fishy Selection
So, the first step was deciding what kind of fish to get. Naturally, I opted for goldfish. At the local pet store, I figured these little guys would be the perfect combination of color and hardiness. I tucked them into my cart like precious gems, convinced I’d nailed the selection. Little did I know I’d soon learn more than I bargained for about the delicate dance of aquatic life.
Upon setting up my makeshift system, the thrill was palpable. I watched the goldfish swim around their new kingdom, oblivious to their impending role as nutrient providers for the plants I’d soon introduce. Now to find some plants! I decided basil would be the dream—fresh herbs for pasta, caprese—it seemed like a win-win. I can still recall the fragrant aroma wafting through my hands as I gently placed the seedlings into my new system.
Early Days and Greeeeen Water
Those early days were blissful. I was like a proud parent bringing home a newborn. I’d stand for hours, sipping iced tea on the patio, marveling at my little ecosystem. But then things took a turn faster than a raccoon spotting a garbage can.
I thought I’d nailed it. Truly. But two weeks in, the water started turning a murky green, and I’ll tell you, if anything reeked of disillusionment, that was it. I glanced at my water testing kit like an errant schoolboy waiting for his report card, hoping for a miracle. The ammonia levels were off the charts. I was a million miles from fish parent of the year.
Troubleshooting with a Twist
In a panic, I ran to the shed again, this time dodging dust bunnies and cobwebs to find whatever I could to fix my homemade mess. I wound up fashioning a charcoal filter out of an old sock and some remnants of a failed camping trip with my friends. Honestly, I was just desperate.
After a few days of fiddling, I started to notice some improvement. The green hue began to fade, and the fish seemed a bit perkier. Maybe I wasn’t as hopeless as I thought. Which, in hindsight, was the moment that brewed my next disaster.
With freshly filtered water, I felt invincible. I decided to level up—adding more plants! I thought, “The more, the merrier!” Little did I dream, or realize, that it was too soon. I uprooted half of my seedlings and took to my bucket of glorious nutrient-rich water. It was like I’d invited all my friends over without checking if my place was ready for a party.
Heartbreak at the Surface
But the heartbreak came not long after. One morning, after a particularly thunderous storm (that I swear could have drowned the whole town), I discovered my trusty goldfish floating lifelessly. Devastation. I had set them up to fail, most likely due to the radical changes in the water quality from the heavy rain. The smell of decay filled the air, making me momentarily waver on my very commitment to aquaponics.
However, after a good long cry (and many subsequent cups of coffee), I realized it was still worth pursuing. I went back to the local pet store, this time opting for tilapia. They were hardy and the owner assured me they would thrive in a well-maintained system. I returned, full of renewed vigor.
A Happy Ending?
Weeks passed, and while I still had my fair share of missteps—the pump dying when I needed it the most, the basil attempting to take over my yard—I also found solace. My operation eventually stabilized, and those fish thrived. I learned that creating an aquaponics system was as much about observation as it was about science.
The little things—a particularly ripe tomato or a fragrant basil leaf added to an evening pasta dish—felt like little victories. Friends would come over, take a sip of their beer and look at my remarkable little setup that had gone from disaster to delight.
My takeaway? If you’re thinking about doing this, don’t worry about getting it perfect. Just start. You’ll figure it out as you go. The weeds may grow, the fish may die, but there’s a certain magic—an aliveness—in creating something all on your own.
If you’re curious or ready to delve into your own journey, join the next session here. You may just find the adventure waiting for you, cup of coffee in hand!







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