A Backyard Adventure: My Journey into Aquaponics and Hydroponics
Let me tell you about the summer when I decided I’d become a backyard aquaponics guru. It was summer 2020—right in the thick of hunkering down at home, as folks were baking bread and gardening like crazy. I wasn’t immune to the trend. In fact, I figured I’d take my love of gardening to another level. I envisioned fish swimming happily in a little tank, feeding my plants while we all sang “Kumbaya” under the hot sun. Spoiler alert: it didn’t quite go according to plan.
The Spark of an Idea
It all started when I stumbled upon some YouTube videos featuring aquaponics systems that looked downright majestic. My neighbor, Mr. Johnson, was a gardener extraordinaire, always boasting about his heirloom tomatoes and perfect pumpkins. So, naturally, I thought: if I could combine fish and farming, I’d be the talk of the town. Armed with a slightly crumbling recycling bin from the shed and a half-remembered lesson from biology class about the nitrogen cycle, I launched into my project.
Scavenger Hunts and Supplies
Now, some folks might go to a gardening store and pick up shiny new equipment. Not me! I raided my dad’s old tool shed, rusty screws and all. I found a big plastic bin that once held dog food, an old fish tank with a cracked corner (not great for fish, but I figured I wasn’t trying to win any awards), and some PVC pipes that had definitely seen better days—perfect for a siphon, I thought.
Then came the unfortunate part: picking the fish. I read somewhere that goldfish are the “easy mode” of aquaponics. Broke college kid that I was, I thought: “Why not? They can’t be that picky!” Fast forward to a week later; I crammed five excited little goldfish into that tank, which I filled with water straight from the hose. Forget dechlorinating—it felt like party time. Who could resist those gleaming orange scales?
The Water Smelled… Weird
At first, I was euphoric. The fish were swimming around like they owned the place, and I had a sneaky suspicion I was on my way to harvesting homegrown lettuce and herbs. I ran to the local hardware store and picked up some seeds. I plunged them into my makeshift grow bed. They took root! Or so I thought. Within mere days, I was met with the foul smell of something that could only be described as “death and despair.”
Honestly, that’s when I started to lose my grip. Was it the fish? The lack of proper filtration? My inability to balance the pH levels? I had no idea. I realized that my adventures in aquaponics had included a crash course in high-stakes biology that I had not signed up for. The water started turning a peculiar shade of green, resembling swamp sludge, and I thought I’d nailed it until I was rudely awakened by the smell wafting through my backyard.
The Pump Struggles
The pump, oh, the pump. What a rollercoaster that was! I tried a solar-powered one I found in the attic—it looked cool but did absolutely nothing except mock me. I forgot to mention I had my trusty work gloves and about a dozen mismatched hose clamps from various projects around the house. After several excruciating hours of trial and error, I finally snagged a decent water pump from the clearance rack at the local store. It was far from perfect, and honestly, I half-expected it to give out at any moment. Each time I pressed the button, I held my breath.
Then one day, lo and behold, I turned it on, and it actually worked, whooshing water through the pipes and making the goldfish dance with joy! For a moment, I convinced myself I’d transformed into an eco-warrior. Until I noticed the fish were floating a little too still in the tank.
The Learning Curve
Eventually, I had to face the sad truth—three goldfish had inexplicably died on my watch. I thought I was a fish whisperer! Turns out, they weren’t feeling my backyard feng shui. It was a hard pill to swallow, but I still had two troopers left, Gilly and Splash, who remained resilient and seemingly oblivious to their fallen comrades. The plants were also looking lackluster—a few tiny sprouts, but still no bountiful harvest.
I decided to hit the local library for some books on aquaponics. Armed with my new knowledge, I implored the universe not to take Gilly and Splash from me. I slowly adjusted my approach: I installed an air pump, changed the water religiously, and, for the first time, used water from a dechlorinator kit.
The Breakthrough Moment
After weeks of trial and error, I started to see real progress. Gilly and Splash were still kicking, the water no longer smelled, and I had tiny herb seedlings peeking their green heads through the grow bed. It wasn’t just about the end result anymore; it was about the resilience of trying and failing, and trying again. The process had become a meditation of sorts.
Sure, my system wasn’t the pièce de résistance I thought it would be. But I learned to appreciate the small victories. There’s something therapeutic about sticking your hands in dirt—or in my case, in fish water—watching life unfold in your backyard while sipping iced tea.
A Takeaway for You
If you’re thinking about diving into aquaponics or hydroponics, don’t worry about getting it perfect. Just start. You’ll figure it out as you go. Embrace the messiness, the surprises, and even the fish funerals. Life, much like aquaponics, is messy but surprisingly rewarding.
And always remember: it’s about the journey, not the destination.
So grab a hammer, pull out those old bins, and jump in with both feet (just watch where you step). If you’re looking to learn a bit more, join the next session and reserve your seat here. We’ll troubleshoot, share laughs, and maybe even spill a bit of dirt (or fish food) along the way. Here’s to our quirky adventures in growing!







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